You might be a nurse if . . .
YOU MIGHT BE A NURSE IF . . .
when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap
for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
when you tell a man you meet for the first time you’re a
nurse, you’re expected to laugh hysterically when he asks
you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and
wittiest thing you’ve ever heard.
your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a
patient’s bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion
porn movies about nurses.
everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each
and every ache and pain they have.
you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time
you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on
the phone and flirting with doctors.
you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.
you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards,
even spagetti with lots of tomato sauce.
you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.
December 1st, 2004 at 3:03 am
<< YOU MIGHT BE A NURSE IF . . .
Yes Jan, I’m a NURSE and seldom use public rest rooms unless their are paper
seat covers available……..
when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap
for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
when you tell a man you meet for the first time you’re a
nurse, you’re expected to laugh hysterically when he asks
you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and
wittiest thing you’ve ever heard. The other thing is an
enema!!
your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a
patient’s bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
Actually, When the doctor leaves a mess, we do suggest that he/she clean it
up, especially if there are sharps……
men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion
porn movies about nurses. Wishful thinking!!!
everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each
and every ache and pain they have. So true!!!!!!!!
you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time
you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on
the phone and flirting with doctors.
Amen to that!!! If we started using soaps as an educational tool, they
might have some socially redeeming value!!!
you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.
you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards,
even spagetti with lots of tomato sauce.
Try eating dinner during childbirth class with a baby’s head crowning!!!!
you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.
Joan:))), the Nurse:)) >>