2 boob site reports and a joke
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ORIGINAL SCROLLS FINALLY LOCATED:
Word has it that the original scrolls were finally located and this is what
REALLY happened:
God made woman. She had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. And it was
good.
God asked the woman if there would be any changes she would make about
herself.
She replied that she would like the center breast removed.
And it was done.
Then woman asked God what she should do with the useless boob in her hand.
And God made man.