Joke = Aging Mildred
AGING MILDRED
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the
first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
and burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office
to enquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
May 28th, 2003 at 9:33 am
Dear Jan:
OUCH!!!!! Joan:)